BismiÂ AllahÂ alÂ rahmanÂ alÂ Rahimâ¦ Â (May peace be upon him) I start my essay on a âCowâ.Â Pakistan Zindabad.
Although I am used to mounting Mules and Camels, mounting a Cow is much harder so I will write this essay sitting beside the cow.
Cow is an herbivores quadruped and has a bushy tail. Cow gives milk and beef it also has two horns. Cows are sacrificed during Bakra Eid. All cows are females and have 4 long nipples strategically in the southern Waziristan area of a cowâs body. Her Husband Mr. Bull is giving me strange looks as I am trying to physically examine the cowâs lower anatomy. Â Â QaideÂ Azam Mohammad Ali Jihna (May peace be upon him) loved Paneer made from cowâs milk while Gandhi enjoyed his goats
Cows have been domesticated in Pakistan and neighbouring India. Speaking of India, The best cows in India are found in the state of Kashmir because â¦â¦ Because, Kashmir has been a part of Pakistan since 1887 as per our history text books. Cows in rest of India are worshiped hence are called âHoly Cowsâ and Cowfirs (Kafir) by us. Cows that somehow stray into Pakistan from border areas adjoining India are RAW agents and are captured for thorough investigation. Â Post an investigation their genitals are mutilated and horns are promptly returned to Indians in the body bags containing other captured Indians suspected of being RAW agents.
Cows in India roam the streets and hence are a menace and should be butchered. The RAW has strategically placed these beasts to hinder the movement of Traffic of scouting undercover Pakistani Jihadis in urban and rural areas of India. The State of Gujarat in India has the largest production of Cows Milk Narendra Modi also hails from Gujarat who sold chai made from the same milk.
These days US of Amreeka is giving Pakistan Jersey cows. My Brother Mohammad who drives a cab in New Jersey hasnât seen any cows on the street of New Jersey so I suspect that these cows given by the Amreeki are from CIA and Mosad to spy on innocent Pakistani.
The ISI is the sacred cow of Pakistan. We love Pakistan.
BismiÂ AllahÂ alÂ rahmanÂ alÂ Rahimâ¦ Â (May peace be upon him) I end my essay on a âCowâ.Â Pakistan Zindabad.
Contributed by: Sasidhar N. Reddy ([email protected])This is the essay on "Cow" which was (supposedly) written by some student in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services Examination" :-) I bet you will enjoy this. Sachi PS : There are no typos in this essay. Everything is legal and as it was written in the exam.If you develop cramps reading this or find your English gone haywire after reading this, please dont blame me :-) ___________________________________________________________________________ CALCUTTA's Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at the recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow: "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. "His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. "His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. "His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. "He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so. "This is the cow." P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam. ___________________________________________________________________________ Related Items:
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